What Do
You Do with a Drunken Druid?
©
1989, 2001 c.e.
words by Isaac Bonewits
music
trad. ("What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?")
Key of Duh...
What
do you do with a drunken Druid? [3x]
Early in the morning?
Give him a tickle with his sickle! [3x]
Early in the morning!
(Chorus)
Ay, hey, and up she rises,
Ay, hey, the serpent rises,
Ay, hey, and Shakti rises,
Headed for the crown-o!
What do you do with a drunken Wiccan? [3x]
Early...
Give her a whammy with her athame! [3x]
[Spoken:] Or her ath-ah-may, I don't care, it's all ah-thame to me!
Early...
(Chorus)
What do you do with a drunken Thelemite? [3x]
Early...
Give her a thrill by her True Will! [3x]
Early...
(Chorus)
What do you do with a drunken Viking? [3x]
Early...
Hammer on his door until he's Thor! [3x]
[Spoken:] And run very, very fast!
Early...
(Chorus)
What do you do with a drunken Shaman? [3x]
Early...
Pound his drum to wake the bum! [3x]
Early...
(Chorus)
What do you do with a drunk Dianic? [3x]
Early...
There's nothin' you can do 'less you're one too! [3X]
[Spoken:] And that's not funny!
Early...
(Chorus)
What do you do with a drunken CUUPS-ter? [3x]
Early...
Light a fire in her chalice! [2x]
Put it out with love, not malice!
Early...
(Chorus)
What do you do with a drunk Santero? [3x]
Early...
Give his chicken a good licken'! [3X]
[Spoken:] Ptath! Pthath! Pthooy!!
Early...
[ad infinitum...]
("What can I say? It's a rowdy song...
Feel free to make up new verses..." ~ Isaac)
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